Read the Printed Word!
The harder you work, the better the results will be.
― (via makemestfu)
  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy
  • Academics. People with *real* values.
  • kaehzar:

    hello yes I’m a writer my daily activities include not writing

    pzzaplease:

    juodaanviinaa:

    fuzzypigs:

    claybabay:

    NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

    NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

    NEED JOB FOR MONEY

    WAHT

    WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

    NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

    NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

    NEED CAR FOR JOB

    NEED JOB FOR CAR

    90% of my anxiety in a text post