I'll fall off the planet

macrolit:

“Life is so constructed, that the event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation.”

— Villette, Charlotte Bronte

dankmemeuniversity:

animalcrossingmemes:

academicssay:

there is a special place in hell for people who schedule academic deadlines for the day after a U.S. election

yourdadsghoulfriend:

tiredmess:

y’all I CANNOT

transmortifried:

official-lucifers-child:

sharkenthusiast:

official-lucifers-child:

i’m teaching a tiny little girl to say “nonbinary” and she keeps saying “no banana” and once she said “none bananananary” and honestly? close enough, she’s adorable and her parents are super chill with me and they already taught her to say genderfluid (to her it’s genner-flooood) and transgender (trains genner) and a bunch of sexualities so now i’m adding “none bananananary” to the mix

Taught a kid I was babysitting how to say “genderqueer” and he keeps forgetting how to pronounce it so another good one is “gender weird” and I love it so much

the genners:

1. trains genner
2. no banana
3. genner floooood
4. gender weird

no banana pride flag

archae-heart-deactivated2021012:

i’m a ghost to you; you’re a ghost to me